Oh, hello

lotrfan42:

ajaleith:

Make WAYYYY for Prince Loki~ 

Say HEEEEY, It’s Prince Loki~

Hey! Clear the way on the Rainbow Bridge, 
Hey you, let us through, it’s a bright new god, 
Oh come, be the first on your realm to meet his gaze~

Make way, here he comes, ring bells, bang the drums~ 
Are you gonna love this god!

Prince Loki, fabulous he, Loki Laufeyson, 
Genuflect, show some respect, down on one knee~ 
Now try your best to save face, 
Try not to let your heart race, 
Then come and see his spectacular trickery~

Prince Loki, mighty is he, Loki Laufeyson, 
Strong as 10 Asgardians, definitely~ 
He faced the Frost Giant Lords, 
A hundred Midgardians with swords, 
Who sent those fools to their lords? 
Why Prince Loki~

He’s got 75 Golden amulets, 
(Don’t they look lovely, Thor?) 
Emerald fur cloaks he’s got 53, 
(Fabulous, Odin, I love the color.) 
When it comes to exotic type magics, 
Has he got a tome? 
I’m telling you, it’s a compendium of all kinds!

Prince Loki, handsome is he, Loki Laufeyson, 
That physique! How can I speak, weak at the knee~ 
Well get on out in that square, 
Adjust your helm and prepare, 
To gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Loki~

He’s got 95 fierce burning grudges, 
(He’s got a grudge on Thor, a grudge on Thor!) 
And to each he will charge them a fee~ 
(They’re gonna pay, oh yes they’ll pay!) 
He’s got duplicates, doubles, and mirrors~ 
(All of himself!) 
They bow to his whim, love serving him, 
They’re just lousy with loyalty, to Loki! Prince Loki!

Prince Loki, amorous he, Loki Laufeyson~ 
Heard your realm had the Avengers to fight~ 
And that good people is why, he got dolled up and dropped by~ 
With 60 evil spells, curses galore, 
With his staffs, magic wands, 
A brass helm and more, 
With his forty doubles, his tricks, his magics, 
you all deserve to be ruled~ 
MAKE WAY, FOR PRINCE, LOOOOKIIII~

On repeat. All morning. LOOOOOKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIII~ <3